Is it me, or we can spend endless minutes pondering on what to text or not to text bae when it shouldn’t be that complicated?
Here are things not to say when texting bae:
a) Keep Aunt Flo out of your bizzwax.
Ladies, let’s be honest, no guy has a desire to meet or know about Aunt Flo. I would rather tell him I have plans, than go on and on about my crazy aunt.
b) ‘I miss you‘, ‘wish you were here‘ smiley emoji‘, ‘hug emoji’, ’kiss emoji’- don’t text that constantly.
He is not a 911 operator. Keep the emojis minimal and the messages short and sweet.
c) Leave out the baby talk.
Oh my goodness! He is a full-fledged adult and not a kindergarten child.
d) Don’t double text.
You will never know how much he likes you if you constantly texting him and not giving him a chance to reply.
e) Don’t one-word answer bae.
I hate that after texting a long message someone has the guts to say ‘K’, like OH MY WORD. Don’t infuriate him unless it is necessary.
