1.“Should we do dinner date?”

If you can’t cook to save your life better start hunting for a restaurant or just ask your Chef friend to whip something up.

2.“Should I send her flowers?”

Yes! Yes! Yes! Girls love flowers!.   

3.“ If I buy my mum a gift would that be awkward!”

Nah, It’s just the sweetest gesture to do for the woman that birthed him into this world. After all, mama is the world 

4.“ Please, please can she pick something other than the Notebook!”

Suck it up dude, she probably will pick something you can watch

5.“Is V-day sex overrated?”

hmm: “Would it be pervy of me to ask for some?”